What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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